International Can Of Mystery!!!
I'd been on the trail of the elusive International Can Of Mystery going on five months now and felt no closer to the prize, whatever that may be. After all no one knew what the Can Of Mystery contained or where it could be found. But I was on the case and neither hell nor high water would keep me from that sweet nectar(assuming that was what was in the can). I'd been Morose in Morocco, Tantalized in Tanzania, and Turkeyed in Turkey. You don't even want to know what that last one means. Although I could smell success right around the corner everything I had endured so far was for naught.
Saddled with my sidekick Chi Chi, I set sail for the dry deserts of the Amazon Rainforest. Or was it the wet jungles of the Sahara? Bluhhh, no use muddling with the details. The hunt was on. After hiking for two days through the arid(moist?) terrain we came across a giant tree(cactus?).
Looking closely at the giant tree(cactus?) I could see the marks of the can! It had stopped here to sharpen its lid on the hard bark of the tree(cactus). The freshness of the markings caused my heart to beat wildly in my chest. "The prey is near! Soon we feast!" I remarked to Chi Chi. We marched on two more days and on the morning of the third I spotted the Can at the bottom of a small ravine ahead of us. My god his lid was off!
Peering from my vantage point over head I could ascertain the contents.
Spaghettios! Magnificent! They would be mine no matter what the cost. "Chi Chi" I whispered."Loop around the other side of the ravine whilst I trod down this side and we'll massacre the mutha." Chi Chi nodded his understanding and disappeared into the brush. I slowly crept down the ravine-side. Once I had made it close enough to the Can, I awaited Chi Chi. Once my travel mate was in sight I leapt for the prize! Surprisingly the beast went down without a fight. After all this time I think it wanted to be consumed. Maybe it was the loneliness. The loneliness of being a can of Spaghettios I guess. He was made to be consumed after all and I reckon somewhere in his little heart he knew it. All the beans(noodles?) in the world couldn't change that. Chi Chi and I settled down and went to work enjoying our bounty. Maybe even just a little teary eyed.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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