Taco Bell goes Ve-GERM-tarian

Of course we had all heard the rumors of how Taco Bell was a secret test lab for new GERM warfare techniques, but no one had any proof of it and any dick worth his spit knows ya gotta have proof. We needed samples of the GERM to analyze so we could find a weakness. I decided to do the job of the undoable and infiltrate the sicko's lab.

I obtained this INFRARED image during my surveillance of the Sicko's lab. The place is lit up like the damn Fourth Of July. Radiation from the production of the GERM is what I'm thinking.

After careful study of my surveillance tapes and photographs I decided to approach the facility in the broad of day in front of GOD and men and women and the animals and everybody. I cautiously rolled my vehicle toward the front gates where I was confronted with this wondrous talking machine.

The box spoke to me and would not give me permission to carry forth until I answered a series of questions to it's liking. Just plain sick.

I moved forward closer to the lab. I was stopped by a man at a window who wanted money for parking or something and while I was handing him the payment he nervously looked behind him to make sure he was not watched and passed me a package. I accepted the strange gift and thanked the man for validating my parking to which he gave me the oddest of all looks. I pulled forth to a secluded space to examine the contents of the pack. To my astonishment it contained two of the brand spanking new GERM items from the "International Let's Kill Everybody With GERMS" society's monthly catalog(Here is a link). They were wrapped in paper containing a cryptic message.

"Think outside the bun, soft taco". It seemed to be warning me to watch my ass. They were onto me already. I hadn't even made it into the facility. I examined the GERM delivery system. A vegetarian potato taco.

Just imagine a weapon like this ripping through your guts. It's a sick image to keep you up at night, that's for sure.

The package also contained a few other items.

1. A packet containing Fire to ignite the weapon.

2. A piece of paper containing instructions for contacting the lab to disclose to them the extent to which my bowels were destroyed by the GERM agent, in exchange for state of the art electronic surveillance equipment. An intriguing proposal.

I decided I would take what I had gotten and cut my losses. Maybe another day I'll return and infiltrate the facility. For now I have my samples to analyze. I'll bide my time and search for an antidote to the GERM. My research will continue. Stay tuned to this frequency for updates on the fight against the GERM. Thank you for your diligence.

Signing Out.